The Misadventures of Josh Solis

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joe you ain’t SHIT

my childhood was ruined at this precise moment 

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Three people told me that I would be able to run the VMHS Burn Book simply because of how much I know about everyone. BEST COMPLIMENT EVER!!! I now officially declare my high school career of gossip a success.

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Bro. You’re 21, going on 22 a few days. Grow up and get the fuck out.

So I’m here at my grandparent’s house for a BBQ and some lady with a kid comes. My dad claims she’s a friend of my aunt. I’m not stupid. They’re talking. She ugly. Adult acne, out of shape, pounds of make up, mom jeans, not to mention out of shape. Seriously, dad?! That’s the best you could do? From mom to this lady? Heh… I feel sorry for ya, papa. A phenomenal woman to this piece of work… I can truly say, “NOW YOU FUCKED UP!”

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queued while away enjoy x

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